I am announcing my intentions to run as an independent Candidate for the United States President, to be the First one since Reagan and not a NAG President and Governor General to the USA like the last terms before. I am American, born below the 49th Paralel where a deal was brokered not limiting the United States from owning all but the Vancouver Island part of Canada as part of their political boundary and I am also living along the trade route mentioned in the treaty that Canada violates with England enough to qualify Canada for total patriation. Why worry about two borders anyway, when you can just watch one. Straight downwards. It's time to take the Porto Ricans with Sweaters into US Statehoods. I want to do this, and end everything from the illegal department known as the NSA/C to the IRS. A US Constitutional Government and bring a presidency not owned by any caucus. No more foreign aide and no more centralized welfare state programs. Tarriffs and Excise on foreign goods not home based goods or services and not on united state citizen incomes. Mad? Maybe, but a Nanomaniac, not some war happy Megalomaniac. It's likely with no money and travelling as an impossibility and opposition to taking money from those who can not vote will keep it from working, but hey, I am putting my name up there. At least I don't confuse Arch Angel Michael and Jesus and can't be sure witch one to claim to be just to get laid. Plus I am not a Republicrat more close to a Libertarian. Here's my hat, and there's the ring, it's in. I have a towel, not just to throw in, just in case I get into your face a little, at least maybe you'll have a right-in option. Watch out NAG the American Revolution is not over or dead yet. It's said you need to be 32, but I am said to be 57 by a rumor, and some even more absurd one 400. Since rumor runs politics, I am 57 when running for President, maybe 400; which could make me the oldest president ever by rumor. More on NAG

The award shows are coming full force since the year ended (and only stopped a few months before that) and it's time to give those awards and the attendants a good ribbing. There's nothing quite like the insincerity and hypocrisy of an award show to make you sick of celebrities and the famous. Hundreds of celebrities converging together in order to have a session of perpetually reciprocated ass kissing followed up by a way too long series of acts and bad jokes, not to mention the speeches by winners who have the delusion that talent is the deciding factor in winning an industry award. They will some times end up thanking God which is odd at an event where millions of dollars are wasted for the sake of greed, pride and lying. In fact that wasted money is kind of ironic since many of those at the awards would end up bitching about "tax cuts for the rich" and "Guilliani's war on the poor and homeless" yet have no inclination about spending millions on their own ego and free baskets full of stuff they can afford without thinking twice about it. Why not give up on award shows and put that money to fixing up old hotels in New York? I'm sure God and their "Savior Jesus Christ" would be pleased, I can just see God now, "Wow, I created the universe in 7 days, but they won a little paper weight, that's much better."

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Independents What is perhaps the most disturbing aspect of this election is that the independents running for council this year are not only more dynamic than any of the fuckers from the major parties, but in some ways much more credible. There’s no reason not to think that activists like Kevin Potvin, Jamie Lee Hamilton, Wendythirteen or Ann Livingston would do any worse than anyone from the npa or cope. That being said, there’s a good reason why most independents can’t find a flag to fly: they’re fucking nuts and no one in their right mind would want to be associated with them. Why the fuck would a guy named Jim Green change his name to James to run against Jim Green? What the fuck is Gölök Buday talking about? only can’t answer these questions, but we hope all the independents win. Vancouver’s election is November 19. You can vote if you: are 18 years of age or older, are a Canadian citizen, have lived in BC for at least six months, and have lived in Vancouver for at least 30 days. You can find out where to vote by clicking vancouver.ca/ctyclerk/election2005/ [More....]