OTTAWA - In a surprise move, the monarchist league of the Monarchist League of the Canadian Colonies has decided to run Candidates, as a party, in the next federal election. "We can't allow this disinformation about divine right being a myth!", says Ally Tisdt, President of the Monarchist League. The Monarchist League intends to run a Candidate in every riding and have chosen an unfrozen cave man as leader. "This is an important step," says Ally, "Mr. Grog understands the important of a Monarch, the important of historical traditions, he's a true Monarchist." When we talked to Mr. Grog he beat his chest and articulated the typical monarchistic mantra, "Grog want be PM! Grog want Queen." Mr. Grog was unfrozen last year, found alive and completely preserved. He was sought out by the Monarchist League because they realised that they needed someone actually old enough to still believe in divine right. Grog took to leadership like it came natural to him. "Grog want Liberals Out!," he said dynamically at a Monarchist luncheon. "Grog want taxation with no representation!," he continued. I asked Ally Tisdt if she has any doubts on his ability to lead, "Not at all, I think with our guidance he will be the finest leader known to Canada, especially after we have all speech and literature in dispute of this banned." Puzzled, I then asked Mr. Grog if this wasn't too hasty. Do we really need a monarchy, what about Democracy, what about a Republic? "Democracy, over rated!; Elitism, underrated!," replied the most articulate monarchist since Prime Minister Mackenzie King. [More....]